You are so welcomed Melody!

Why is Melody thanking me? Because she works for a website called Nubiles.net and when I send them sales through Melodies galleries they know it and acknowledge it to her. Sometimes it might be a cash bonus and other times it might be gifts. Ohh… and she is thanking me because I own a lot of websites and I sent a lot of sales to Nubiles through her galleries.

Talk about win-win’s… It is always nice and flattering to have a girl thanking you for just doing your job. What is my job? To get you to realize that Melody put a lot on the line when she started posing nude for people such as yourself.

Her parents now know she is an internet ‘porn’ model. Her brothers and cousins know too… Her uncles and her aunts know. Her pastor knows. Everyone in the grocery store knows. But what is so fucking wrong with everyone knowing you chose one particular skill set over another?

Fat women (Oprah, this means you!) across America like to bitch and complain about skinny girls like Melody. They like to say, "Well, anyone who looks like that could look good naked…" No shit you fat tub of lard! So fucking get skinny and use that gym membership for something other than a social hour and do it!

"Well, it isn’t natural, women don’t walk around the house wearing skimpy clothing and lounge around naked." (read just the bold text… hehe)

No fucking shit! And if you did and had her body I wouldn’t be divorcing your sorry ass and marrying her! Stupid cunt! Ok… I might be getting a little bit to excited here… My wife doesn’t have to walk around the house wearing that shit for me to stay married. But the whole natural arguement is also BULLSHIT!

It also wasn’t natural for us to WATCH TV, Oprah, until we fucking invented it and RCA decided to make everyone feel like a loser unless they had one in their home. It isn’t natural to wear makeup that is made by killing animals… It isn’t natural for those animals to have their eyes burned out so we can make sure boric acid in makeup is a bad idea.

Sweeww… OK… Enough Oprah bashing… fuck… I need a beer and another sexy pic to get me back in the mood to sell you guys some porn…

Ahh.. That is more like it… Fuck YEAH! Melody getting naked at a Nubiles.net slumber party suits me just fine! Can you dig it? I bet ya could!

Melody is one of those girls I could fuck like 16 times and still think of new and exciting things I want to do to her. That is a true Nubile in my book. Someone who is always new to you. Never gets old. I bet you she will still look this cute when she is fourty. Unlike that fat slug Oprah Winfrey.

Anyway, Melody needs your vote guys!

Don’t you think she is worth it?

Ohh… and fuck Oprah! (but not literally though)…