You do not have to wonder why Ann Angel is so popular. She is so fucking gorgeous that I could gorge on her pussy for a decade!

Perhaps one of the most shocking things is her website at Ann-Angel.com… It has to be the most amateur looking website I have ever seen. How in the hell does she have so many members? Ann Angel is the most searched for model here at RhinosGirls.com!

Ann’s web designer should be shot. When your tour pages look ten times better than your plash page, yeah…. he should be shot.

But the Ann-Angel.com website has something no other website has, a kickass, hot as fuck, solo model named Ann Angel. It is by her beauty alone that this website sells memberships. Without her it would be any other website on the net.

Ann Angel is as dedicated to her fans as they are dedicated to her. She fucking does three webcam shows a week. That is insane. Most other solo girl websites do one a week… if that.

Then there is the price. It is ten dollars less than everyone else per month… None of this really matters… Just go get yourself a membership and see what you have been missing, will ya?

I love amateur girls. Thea from TheaPix.com is one of my favs.

Her website screams the word amateur. I love it!

Now she has teamed up with her friend Vicky! So now you get two chicks for the price of one. Vicky is also a kickass amateur. Amateur solo models should be the girl nextdoor types. They should define what it means to be a GND.

Thea Pix adds two sets a week to her line up. Often she is sharing a friend. Like I said in the Milton Twins post below, there is nothing better than two chicks sharing eachother.

You really need to give this Thea a chance!

I have to ask you, is there anything sexier in the world than teen girls kissing on video?

I can answer that with a stern, NO! There is nothing sexier!

I could watch blonde teens with their little pert tits kiss all day long. The Milton Twins have some friggin awesome teen kissing videos on their website, MiltonTwins.com.

Watch as these identical twins share girls and guys. No jealousy here… They say twins form a special bond and I guess you could say MiltonTwins.com is testement to that!

You are definately going to blow your wad here! No, not your money wad, your dick wad! Why not your money wad? Because if you surf to the join page, and then hit the back button, you get a popup with a lower price than everyone else. It pays to Bookmark RhinosGirls.com people!

This Ariel Rebel gallery was made for one reason. To unleash the dirty old man in you. In fact, I think her entire site is built around that premise.

ArielRebel.com is a story about a teenager who somehow escaped getting knocked up and getting hooked on drugs. Instead of going wayward she packaged that quirky little body of hers into something that is out of this world.

Warning: Reading her blog entries on the tour will give you a raging hardon!

Ariel’s high resolution pics are updating weekly and currently there are 55 gallery sets. Not bad for a website that has only been open for two months or so. Her videos are 100% downloable and are 640×480 resolution minimum. Some are even higher. Currently Ariel has 25 videos. I just finished watching one with her blonde small titties friend.

Fuck an Aye! Two nubile teenagers kissing and sucking each others nipples?

Excuse me for a while… I got some uhh… rubbing to do!

You are so welcomed Melody!

Why is Melody thanking me? Because she works for a website called Nubiles.net and when I send them sales through Melodies galleries they know it and acknowledge it to her. Sometimes it might be a cash bonus and other times it might be gifts. Ohh… and she is thanking me because I own a lot of websites and I sent a lot of sales to Nubiles through her galleries.

Talk about win-win’s… It is always nice and flattering to have a girl thanking you for just doing your job. What is my job? To get you to realize that Melody put a lot on the line when she started posing nude for people such as yourself.

Her parents now know she is an internet ‘porn’ model. Her brothers and cousins know too… Her uncles and her aunts know. Her pastor knows. Everyone in the grocery store knows. But what is so fucking wrong with everyone knowing you chose one particular skill set over another?

Fat women (Oprah, this means you!) across America like to bitch and complain about skinny girls like Melody. They like to say, "Well, anyone who looks like that could look good naked…" No shit you fat tub of lard! So fucking get skinny and use that gym membership for something other than a social hour and do it!

"Well, it isn’t natural, women don’t walk around the house wearing skimpy clothing and lounge around naked." (read just the bold text… hehe)

No fucking shit! And if you did and had her body I wouldn’t be divorcing your sorry ass and marrying her! Stupid cunt! Ok… I might be getting a little bit to excited here… My wife doesn’t have to walk around the house wearing that shit for me to stay married. But the whole natural arguement is also BULLSHIT!

It also wasn’t natural for us to WATCH TV, Oprah, until we fucking invented it and RCA decided to make everyone feel like a loser unless they had one in their home. It isn’t natural to wear makeup that is made by killing animals… It isn’t natural for those animals to have their eyes burned out so we can make sure boric acid in makeup is a bad idea.

Sweeww… OK… Enough Oprah bashing… fuck… I need a beer and another sexy pic to get me back in the mood to sell you guys some porn…

Ahh.. That is more like it… Fuck YEAH! Melody getting naked at a Nubiles.net slumber party suits me just fine! Can you dig it? I bet ya could!

Melody is one of those girls I could fuck like 16 times and still think of new and exciting things I want to do to her. That is a true Nubile in my book. Someone who is always new to you. Never gets old. I bet you she will still look this cute when she is fourty. Unlike that fat slug Oprah Winfrey.

Anyway, Melody needs your vote guys!

Don’t you think she is worth it?

Ohh… and fuck Oprah! (but not literally though)…