With the proper hydration, food stocks, medication and breathing techiniques, I could fuck this chick for two to three days straight.

It isn’t often that you can find such a perfect specimen of "tight ass chick" but here it is, folks. Right before your eyes in techinicolor. The perfect ass!

This perfect tight ass belongs to Melissa Monroe. Melissa is a platinum blonde which makes her older brother a bit uptight. No, not that kinda tight you sicko! I am talking about having to protect her from assholes like me.

Springbreak is just around the corner and you need some help gawking at petite blondes with a tight ass and perky boobs to go with it. You need to pratice looking at a girl in a swimsuit and then mentally remove the suit… MelissaMonroe.com is here to help you practice.

I think I am starting to notice a pattern here… About 70% of you like girls who LOOK 18yo… You cannot be fooled. I cannot post a girl who is obviously 22yo and tell you she is 19yo because you think I am an idiot when I do such a thing. It is an insult to your intelligence.

OK.. With that in mind, this is Gina Milano. She is "18yo"… Sure… OK, I think she is really 20yo but she says she is 18yo on her website so who am I to say she isn’t? I can either insult your intelliegence or insult a lady by telling her she is older than her stated age. I am sure you know the drill by now, never ask a woman her true age…

So… The girl on GinaMilano.com is 18yo and named Gina and that is the story I am going to stick to…. Speaking of stick’in, I wouldn’t mind putting a stick in Gina’s ass. I don’t want to ass bang every girl that comes down the pike (he said pike), but for Miss Milano I would make an exception… or should I say asseption since I am drunk…. and horny…

Gina has a knack for looking hot and looking like a young teen in a bikini. Some sets she looks too young to be in porn. Others she looks too hot to be in porn. But either way we get to enjoy the fact that she likes to show off her naked body to us. Three cheers for Gina!

Gina is also from the 40 website network I’ve been touting for the last week. Scroll down and read other posts to see what I am talking about on that one. I have no fucking idea how these people make any money because shooting unique content for 40 websites is fucking insanely expensive. But they must because you guys are buying memberships up the ass. (he said up [Gina's] ass)…

Side note.. anyone wanna leave me a good link to the rules on to, too and two? I’d like to get that settled in my mind once and for all. I am sure I fucked that up repeatedly in this post.

If that picture from the free Paige Hilton gallery above doesn’t get your dick drool then you are blind and can’t see that Paige Hilton photo. You also can’t read my blog which begs the question, "If a bare shits in the woods, does shit stick to its fir?"

Fact – Paige Hilton has some rather large boobs!
Fact – She is sexy as all hell…
Fact – Paige Hilton’s ass is fine as fuck!

Don’t believe the fact? View the Paige Hilton pics above and see for yourself. (unless you are blind)

PaigeHilton.com updates weekly and takes requests. Paige answers her email from her fans in the members area too. She also gets naked in the members area (which is all I care about)…

And once again…. PEOPLE I am posting this girl because she is in a 40 site network. Yet another quality goddess of amateur porn you get when you buy one single membership and get the network for free! I am NOT going to list all of the sites again so just scroll down and look for the girls like Bustry Bri, Haley Summers, Badgirl Butts, Robin Ricci, etc…

GUYS, THIS IS A FUCKING AWESOME DEAL!

Can a girl get some fucking privacy up in here?

Pretty much… Hell no! This is the stuff fantasies are made of, people!

Katie Fey is hot. But watching her masturbate is even hotter. I used to have a girlfriend with about the same shape and hair color and this free Katie Fey gallery helps me relive the moments I had with her. I once came into her room to retrieve my clothes after I had started the shower and caught her on the bed in just about the same position – masturbating… only without the blanket.

You wanna talk about massive throbbing hardons? I immediately moved back into the bathroom and spied on her through the crack in between the door and the door frame. I thought I had died and went to heaven. I think I will charish that mastabatory moment until the day I die. A big thanks to Katie Fey for helping me relive the moment in crisp detail!

KatieFey.com updates twice a week and currently has 80 videos and over 319 picture sets! Katie also takes member requests and gets nude now!

Make this a win-win for both you are Katie Fey by joining her site today!

The teenage body is a work of beauty. Lines and shapes in symmetrical orientation to one another. We either have 1 or 2 of everything. We have an even number of teeth (unless.. well.. I won’t offend anyone today)…

Take a gander at the free Busty Bri Gallery above and you will see a teenager who is breaking all the rules when it comes to form. She is not firm. She has a little extra here and there. But I am one of those types that loves to push the envelope. Test the norm. Break away from standards.

Bustry Bri with her 34DDs is a perfect example of breaking the standards of beauty. The Impressionist artists were all about showing how large a woman can get and still look amazing with her clothes off. I studied art in college and fell in love with Renoir’s work.

Les Grandes Baigneuses – ca. 1887 – Auguste Renoir

Tell me that doesn’t stir something in you.

BustryBri.com is jam packed with 100% natural boobs. Just like in the old days. Now THIS IS your grandfather’s porn. Or at least in the style of it anyway.

Not only do you get a gang off pics and video from Busty Bri but you also get access to 38 other sites! The majority are exclusive solo model sites like BustyBri.com and then there are the niche sites like Soft Cotton Panties, Panty Rave, Badgirls Butts, Bubblebutt Jeans, Sugar Thongs, Sugar Panties and more.

If you are looking for a lot of content and don’t want to shell out a lot of dollars, Dude, I got ya covered on this one!