I recently had a discussion with some friends about fine asses. That ass above is a very fine ass indeed. My buddy Tony says fine asses are all over the place. He pointed to a friend of ours named Robert who has a fine ass, but he is a man. I am not much into butt dimples and therefor will refrain from endorsing Robert’s ass as a fine ass.

During the conversation it became apparent that fine asses are applenty in certain locations. One such location is Miami. Others include just about anywhere that hosts Spring Break. But where do all of these fine asses go for the rest of the year? I couldn’t tell you, but I do know one guy who collects them all together in a fine archive. His name is Candid Bob and he runs TheCandidPlace.com.

The girl above with the fine ass and red bikini is a perfect example of what you can expect at The Candid Place! This website is dedicated to candid photography. The majority of the content is candid beach photos with a few other locals thrown in. If you are a candid photos fan then this website is perfect for you.

The Candid Place updates three times a week with topless beach photos, bikini clad beauties, wet-look shots, bend overs, ass shots and every other shot you can think of. All candid photos are hi-resolution and crystal clear. TheCandidPlace.com even accepts photos from the public to keep things extremely candid and original. This truely is the best place on the net to find candid beach photos!

So you have got this bitch and she broke up with you on Valentine’s Day and now you are wondering what the fuck you are supposed to do about it.

Well, I will tell you what you are going to do about it, Bro! You are going to post her fucking pics on YourExGirlfriends.com and get a good laugh!

Your ExGirlfriends is the hottest revenge pics site on the web. They have been around for a looong time and have collected a rather nice assortment of ex-girlfriends, ex-wives and current girlfriends pics and videos. It is the Ultimate Revenge! Post her fucking pic on a pornsite! Eww-Rah!

YourExGirlfriends.com is full of candid pics and hidden camera pics. Pics at the beach and pics in the bed. Pics in bathing suits and naked pics too!

If you have a special someone you’d like to post or are just interested in a large database of candids and voyeur pics, join Your ExGirlfriends now! (Shh, don’t tell anyone but they accidentally turned the summer special price back on…. ooops!)

Someone want to answer something for me? I have been to the beach more than 4,000 times in my life. I grew up surfing so hitting that number is pretty easy. But what I want to know is, why isn’t this chick ever at the beach when I am there?

Unless I am at a webmasters convention I never see girls flashing boobs and pussy at the beach. Probably a good thing though since a lot of the girls at the beach would make me puke if they ever did do such a thing.

Alison here is from Sweden. The next time I am in Europe I am going to make Sweden a two week stop over since I am sure Alison Angel isn’t the only hot blonde from there.

Get on over to AlisonAngel.com and take a gander at those tits that just won’t quit! Ba-jeez-ous her nipples make me so fucking horny I think my dick is going to pop! Perhaps one of the hottest things about this girl is that she DOES have WIDE hips. But with her BIG TITS it evens out so fucking well!

In Alison’s members area you will find crystal clear videos and pictures. The videos are often very long so you totally feel like you get your money’s worth. You get to see Alison with her hot friends. Also included is her journal entries and a message board where you can talk to Alison Angel, the producers and other members.

If watching a blonde Swedish girl with large boobs maturbate, flash in public and play with toys is important to you, AlisonAngel.com is where you need to be!

Fabulous.

I almost wanted to stop on that last line and make this a one word review, but then that wouldn’t be any fun and I am drunk so I want to keep blabbering on… Just don’t lose your hardon on my account. OK? OK…

That gorgeous and wonderful camel toe pic belongs to Jenea Stone from her sizzling hot site JeneaStone.com. There is something eerily seductive about a pair of wet panties up a girls vaginal crack. I don’t know about you, but I can’t lost my hardon so long as I stay focused on that swollen pussy.

Jenea lives in Southern California and I actually met her twice. Once at Venice Beach and again at a club in West Hollywood. I didn’t get to see her naked at either time but you can in her website. Her tits are real and boy do they stand at attention!

On JeneaStone.com you will get access to her personal email address to correspond with her. She also takes requests for shoots from her members area. I have to mention again that this girls tits just won’t quit. When I saw her at the beach in Venice, they were just about busting out of her bathing suit top!

She also does shots with her friends and the videos are crystal clear… But I have a one track mind… her tits are 34D if anyone is asking :)

Lets play the word association game, shall we?

Umm.. I will go first. Blonde, cute, sexy, nude, pink, pigtails, dreamy, creamy, copper tone, retro, gstring, upskirt, natural camel toe… the list can go on forever!

This here is Deborah. Better known as Debbie from DebbieTeen.com. I have to point out really quick – that retro tan from a full bathing suit is double-hawt! Also, this girl has a fine ass. I know, it isn’t a 40 inch plus kinda ass, but damn, I like it. I’d hit it.

Debbie is a college student looking to make money off her good looks and internet skills. Deb and her friend Lizzie pose for Debbie’s other friend Natali who is the photographer. show lots of skin for you at DebbieTeen.com.

If you like blondes, perky tits and panty shots, you need to get in here now! If you like tight pussy, solo teen masturbation and lesbian action, you need to get in here like, yesterday! If you don’t, you are gay and this blog has nothing for you!

It has been said (over and over again) that there are only two constants in life – death and taxes. I say – BULLSHIT! It is time to officially add a third constant to life. Car shows and biker rallies will always have hot chicks who like to fuck in attendance.

So why would Myrtle Beach, SC be any different? The above gallery only gives you a tempting taste of what Myrtle Beach Bike Week is all about. And it only barely scratches the surface of what CarShowCuties.com has to offer.

Go past the gallery and check out the site itself. Car Show Cuties galore!

This candid photos and videos site goes beyond the bikini competitions and brings you real candid photos and videos of hot, scantily clad, amateur girls!

The porn business isn’t much different than any other business. Really the only difference is that we have better parties where all of the chicks are hotter than all fuck!

So I am at the last convention in Florida (a state that can’t figure out if it is pro pussy – Miami, or anti-pussy – the rest of Dade County and the state for that matter). And at this awesome convention we have awesome parties. All of the websites bring their girls down and we get to take pictures with them and give the website owners some input face to face.

One of the most awesome parties at any convention is The Players Ball produced by D$. Past performers include Xzbit, Snoop Dogg, Ice-T, Slick Rick and many more. This particular Players Ball started with a pool party/wet tshirt contest. Local girls and pornstar/amateur talent were invited to attend.

During the competition there was mass photography going on. I had no idea but the owners of Beach Club Cuties were there to record it all in a way that I can now share it with you!

At BeachClubCuties.com they specialize in finding out where hot chicks will be and then documenting the moment. They shoot everything themselves. This is NOT licensed content you will see anywhere else. These are not models, but are real amateur girls from off the beach. Well, except for the gallery above where they shot it at a webmaster convention.

If you are into bikini amateurs shot in candid style, you have just found your latest and greatest whack off material, my friend! Beach Club Cuties currently has almost 12,000 pictures and over 2gigs of video. New sets are being constantly added.

I have to share this user comment with you all -

2006-01-26 Super Dave – budweiser
Can I tag along on the next event? I see the schedule inside the members area and would love to join you guys!

I am sure they answered Dave in the forum but I will also answer him right here. YES! You can tag along. Create a blog, load it with their cuties and go to the next webmaster party in Florida. While you are at it, bring some girls!

For this update I went on a long, hard search. Very long and very hard. I was on a quest to find a girl who could fit into the fetish category without being a turned out cumslut from hell with as much appeal as a dead cow on the side of the road…

Surprisingly I found this girl on a ‘teen models’ site that seemed geared towards babes and bikinis. Her name is Dawn Avril and she kinda looks like another Avril who is famous for her musical talents.

When you click on her pic above and go to her gallery, you will see that one of the most appealing things about this girl is everything that is wrong with her. She also embodies that, “I know I’m beautiful and I hate it,” look. The anti, “Don’t hate me because I am beautiful,” ad. Her lip piercings are not destractive and her nipple piercings are extremely attractive. If you want to see anything else that may or may not be pierced you will need a membership.

Dawn’s beauty is undeniable and her website is much more energetic than I expected. Most ‘goth-mood’ websites have little to offer and the girl seems more interested in figuring out her party schedule for the weekend than she does in making money.

DawnAvril.com updates a whopping five times a week with three sets of pictures and two sets of video. Dawn does custom photo shoots (that is custom as in you pick the clothes and the setting and she plays out your hottest fantasies!). She answers her email from her adoring fans regularly and even does webcam shows.

In the end, I was very happy with what my search turned up. This is a girl with a website that deserves lots of exposure. I only wish everyone else took their modeling career as serious as Dawn Avril does!

Sooo… I am checking my Email and someone asks, “Yo, Rhino, is it possible for you to find a really hot redheaded teen and include her in your blog for me?” Well, the answer is – YES I can! And if anyone else wants to holla at me you can do so at admin -at- 976porn.com. BTW, 976porn.com is my kickass Video/Movie Post.

Submitted for your masturbatory approval, one Danni Virgin. A well natured and kind hearted redhead from Ireland. Well, she might be from Ireland. I really don’t know but it is my fantasy so she is definately from Ireland! Dammit!

DanniVirgin.com features all exclusive photos and crystal clear video. The updates are weekly and if you are into redheads, I think Danni Virgin will be right up your alley.

One of the best things about DanniVirgin.com is that Danni was born to flirt. Then again, I haven’t met a petite redhead yet that wasn’t born to flirt! Also, remember she might be from Ireland! Dammit!

In addition to her site you can see the bonus content and sites you will get on the join page. Scroll way down… Those Wild, SpringBreak, Party Teen, Voyeur Beach Girls are one hell of a bonus!

WTF? Do you need a signed invitation or something? She isn’t hot enough for you? Affraid she will laugh at your penis? Don’t worry, she is to inexperienced for that and doesn’t have a mean bone in her body.

For those who are uninitiated in solo girls sites, this is Dream Kelly from, you guessed it, DreamKelly.com. I don’t know anyone in their right mind who would kick her out of bed. Check out the Dream Kelly Beach gallery and see what you have been missing.

Dream Kelly is everything you would want in a teenage girlfriend. She is young, sexy, smart and above all, hotter than everyone elses girlfriend that you know!

You can get access to Dream Kelly’s 5’4″ frame, weighing in at only 104lbs, by joining her site, DreamKelly.com. Not only is there a 3 day trial option for $2.93 but you also get access to 80 other websites, 8 of which are solo girls!