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If there is one thing I miss while living here in Los Angeles it is Tom Lykis on talk radio. I miss it because during the summer he would have a part of the show called Flash Friday’s. On these days women all over L.A. would flash you if you had your headlights on during the daytime. While he was still on the radio I used to drive a shuttle bus to and from the airport. Once a carload of hot babes in a convertible flashed my shuttle bus. Good times!

Everyone on my shuttle was like, "What in the fuck as that about?" I turned the radio over to Tom’s show and they could hear people calling in about having been flashed. One of the customers called his show and told him about us getting flashed. The only lady in the back of the bus grabbed the phone and went off on Tom about how despicable this kind of thing was. How he should be fined and taken off of the radio. How this would never fly in Oklahoma where she was from. Over there he’d be shot!

Good times!

We aren’t in Oklahoma anymore. Shit, we aren’t in Kansas either. We are in the whacky place called the world wide web and I love it. I love it because girls like Little Lexie are willing to make our day for us. All it takes is a little cock sucking and some flashing of her small tits, and life is complete.

Sorry, old lady, but your time is over and we are in charge now. And we likey!

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And what would such a girl do to top that? Easy. Look this hot at 23!

Melissa again @ 23yo:

One of the things that really stood out to me is that her tits are even better. But why? Well, Melissa Midwest seems to have gained a bit of weight, but it looks real good on her. It kind of filled her out so-to-speak. Now she has perkier boobs and a nice round booty!

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