Remember your first down-blouse pic?

I do… I can’t tell you who it was but I stole that pic from a group of girls who were taking pictures of themselves. Revealing pictures that no boys were ever intended to see. I got it and I kept it private. Sure I could have shared it but then I’d eventually lose it to someone else or… E-gads, have to return it!

That pic and I spent many lonely nights together. We even bathed together. We were buddies that pic and I and, on occasion, we traveled the world together.

I don’t have that picture anymore but fuck-an-aye if Bailey’s down blouse picture above isn’t a close enough copy. Besides that, who needs pics like my old one when we have the Internet now?

For those of you who don’t know who Bailey is, she is a solo model from BaileysRoom.com. Probably the hottest girl nextdoor ever too. Bailey has some of the sexiest boobs in the world and her ass is to die for.

Bailey is the brunette hottie you wished you could take home at the end of a party. After reviewing her website I am sure you will feel the same way I do about something. That something is that Bailey could possibly be that girl who took you by the hand and led you to the master bedroom during a party for a wild four hour fuck session. And she didn’t laugh when you blew your first load like you were doing the quarter mile!

Members of Bailey’s Room get frequent updates, diary entries and bonus galleries from her friends. But you can get her wallpapers for free in the tour. Sweet that she has one big enough for my 24" monitor.

Bailey, you are the best!

Everyone say hello to the newest Asian teen hottie on the net, Lily Koh.

Lily got into modeling on the Internet via a referral from her good friend Joon Mali. Lily is newly 18 and only 95lbs. She is also a lowely 5 foot 4 inches! I love short petite Asian girls!

This girl is brand new to doing anything this frisky and I have to admit, some of her first shoots were disasters! But, Lily got some coaching from Joon and eventually, she was able to relax enough to masturbate on camera.

Lily is getting pretty daring now that she has popped her porn cherry. That means you get all of the benifits! If you have a thing for Asians then you will definately enjoy watching Joon Mali and Lily Koh kissing…. with tongue!

There is only one way to see this Thai small tits hottie fingering her pussy, and that is to get a pass to LilyKoh.com!

Girls come in all shapes and sizes. So do their genitalia. Take Trista Stevens for example. Her pierced clit is set higher on the pubic area than most other girls. Other girls might have a clit that starts where her clit piercing ends.

Trista’s clit placement can get her into all sorts of trouble. I had a girlfriend once with the same high placed clit. She didn’t enjoy fucking quite the same as other girls. She prefered to put my cock in her and then rub and grind trying to mash her clit on my pubic bone.

Like Trista she was one of those girls who can achive an orgasm by pushing on something but not necessarily needing to put that something between her legs. My exgirlfriend told me that while in class she could get away with masturbating much easier than the other girls.

She told me her favorite way to masturbate was to turn on the washer or dryer and then just lean up against it. While most girls would have to sit on it or get into some contorted position to achive an orgasm, she could just lean up against it. That made not getting caught masturbating much easier.

Trista Stevens is from British Columbia, Canada. The home of the World’s Best Pot. TristaStevens.com is one of the few solo model websites where you can see hardcore sex. Trista’s body is a tight package including her pert small tits.

Trista is a cock sucking teen. She gives live webcam shows of her masturbating and cock smoking some very lucky guys. Trista is also bisexual so if you like watching two girls go down on each other, you will love this site!

You can talk to Trista on her message board and read her sexy personal journal. In addition to her webcam shows, you get to see her friends shows too. Everything is uncensored including her wild cock smoking, facial videos and picture sets. There are two video and picture set updates per week.

Dreaming of a smoking hot brunette debutant you can never get tired of? Why just dream about it when Trista Stevens is right in front of you!

When I saw Daria’s pert tits I was dumbfounded. I literally sat here for about 10 seconds just studying her tits…

Daria is not perfect. She has some flaws. I won’t point them out to you. Instead I will point out what she has going for her. I already mentioned her pert tits, so let’s move on to her tight, rock hard body and firm, yet thick, ass. Do you like those little blonde hairs and the way they contrast with her tan skin? I do! You can find more smoking hot babes like Daria at SexOnTheSideClub.com.

This Sex on the Side Club is for people who want to have real sexual encounters. You need to click the 4 or 5 continue links to get past the annoying video chat ads, but once you do, it is all ripe and ready for the taking!

After you enter your email it is going to ask you if you want to join. You don’t need to join for money. You can go to your email and click the confirmation link and start scouting out the chicks before you actually pay to get access to the girls you will find. And you will find many ready and willing girls.

I went ahead and paid so I could find out what you get as a member. Lucky me… So I search out some profiles and happen on three girls I’d like to meat, if you catch my drift.

One glaring quality about Sex on the Side Club is that it is pretty amateur. But if you have been in the online dating scene you would know that is a good quality. It means that the chicks are real and not a bunch of fake profiles.

First I looked for escorts. On my first try I’d actually like to find a girl who can’t say no… lol.. I centered on a 19 year old babe who lives locally. I know I can score there so I move on to number two.

I am not an actor and I certainly don’t look like one, so I go for a woman with kids and married. I find a smoking hot MILF age 25 about 10 miles away and she takes a day to get back to me but says we can exchange hot emails and photos of our private parts but she isn’t sure about actually meeting people. Sounds great. Better to do this than play solitare when you are bored! Time for the last one…

She lives in the city next door, has kids but isn’t married. She takes only 2 hours to respond and basically says she likes nights out and if she likes the guy, she fucks em. Kids go with the grandparents and she doesn’t want a real relationship. Fucking sweet! Exactly what I wanted. 23 year old MILF!

While I am not Brad Pitt looking, I am younger than most of you so perhaps I got lucky in that regard. But, money talks and bullshit walks. If you want to bang a 19 year old, get on SexOnTheSideClub and look for profiles where she says she wants an older guy to treat her right (or wrong).

Out of 4 pages I found 2 profiles from college age girls looking for sugar daddy’s. Crazy girls! It is mind blowing how many girls there are in my area looking for sex. Fucking nuts!

If you are tired of being the one getting cheated on, pick up one of these cheating wives!

Did you hear the news?

There is a new spice from Mexico that is supposed to make you feel 10 years younger and increase your stamina to that of a cheetah!

OK, so those projections are a bit lofty, but hey, so are her boobs!

Everyone say hello to Mariah Spice, the new latina sensation with natural D-Cup tits!

Mariah got into modeling when her best friend Bella Spice found out she had just turned 18… and therefor became barely legal! Sure she was nervous at first but after a few shoots Mariah became known as "The Natural," and not just because of her big tits.

MariahSpice.com updates weekly with new videos and photos of this soon to be Latina Legend. Currently Mariah gets topless but you know how that goes… A little prodding from us members and the next thing you know, she is taking the plung. I think it’s funny how Internet models come out acting innocent but we all know they masturbate. You don’t take your clothes off publicly by being a prude!

Like the rest of the Spice Girls, Mariah Spice is shot in high definition with attention to detail. In a break from tradition, you get access to Bella Spice for free when you join Mariah Spice now! Get your credit cards out boys, tonight is going to get hot and spicey!

Every good girl has a bad girl inside of her. It is pretty obvious that the redhead is a bad girl… Most redheads are! But I am sure the brunettes parents will vouch for her being a good girl; her teachers would vouch for her too.

But Slippery Sara has a way of making good girls want to be bad. To want to taste what it is like to do things; things that others think are taboo. Like take a bath with another girl. Like soap up her pink nipples and feel a hidden hornyness build up inside her until she cannot ignore it any more.

Even good girls share kisses… on the cheek. That is how she will make it all seem OK in her mind. But good girls don’t share tongue kisses. Lesbian tongue kisses. But, that’s OK too, Sara’s tongue on her clit is going to make everything better… or atleast feel like it is.

Sara is the 19 year old cutie with a B-cup from SlipperySara.com. Like most bad girls she enjoys pretty much any movie with Johnny Depp in it. Sara is slipping into the idea of getting naked more and more with each shoot. She promises that all future shoots will contain topless nudity. I am sticking around waiting for her to slip up and share a pussy lip with the internet.

With Holloween fast approaching us it is time to pay some homage to the little teen girl that goes by DevilGirl from Cams.com. DevilGirl will give you anything you desire. Well, so long as it can be performed over an internet connection anyway.

Webcams are the Internet version of the 976Porn line. It is funny to think that our kids will grow up never knowing what a 976 line is! All they will ever know is long distance sex on the internet.

Cams.com is my favorite place to go when I want to see a hot babe doing exactly like what I want her to do. It is like being the director on a porn set. You tell her what you want and she performs it on screen for you. Now that is what I call, good customer service!

Cams have come a long way since their introduction around the dot com bubble and subsequent burst. Back then there would be only ten to twenty girls on at a time. Cams.com is not only a leader in webcam entertainment, they are also pioneers in developing the backend technology. Because of their forethough you now have access to hundreds of girls on at the same time.

Another big innovation in webcams is the introduction of niches. I guess you need niches to break down the hundreds of cams offered at any given moment into a menu you can choose your perfect girl (or guy) from.

Currently Cams.com has Solo models ranging from teens to MILF to GILF. You can watch lesbians, male and female couples, threesomes and even transgendered models. There are interracial couples, BBW, hardcore fetish models and gay models too!

Becoming a member is FREE and painless. Just enter your email and pick a handle. You can chat with models that aren’t in private sessions for free. Things can get flirty so be prepared with plenty of lube on hand. Even better, you can enter a private one on one session, two on one, three on one, etc… Things tend to get pretty spicey!

So if you are tired of looking at a screen that won’t address you by your name (or handle), give Cams.com a free try!

Real8Teens.com is full of girls who really are 18 years old. Just one look at Abby above and you’d think she is the definition of barely legal! Small tits, a firm tight body and a youthful face. Anyone want to card this girl?

And Abby isn’t the only one! Click the Girls button on the site and check out the photo array of truely barely legal girls they have there. All shapes and sizes with every hair color God intended and then some he didn’t.

Ophelia with her small hard nipples set atop her small tits looks mighty tasty! But so does Nadia with her C-cups and her puffy nipples! Where does one start? I’ll tell you where, you start by getting yourself a pass and enjoying yourself!

Think about it for a second, if these girls are the definition of barely legal, then you are the definition of “The Man Who Deserves Them.” We are talking about a videos every week and two new photo sets, sometimes three!. More barely legal booty in one place then you could find at MySpace.

Click on through to Real 8 Teens and make sure to check out the updates button too. It’ll blow your freakin mind!

Ahh, 96lbs and Acups, how can you go wrong?

You can’t! Well, unless you try and strike up a conversation…

Adorable Allie is the newest model on the net weighing in at under 100 pounds. And she is one adorable small tits cutie, just like the name implies.

She just turned 18 and only barely graduated high school 3 months ago.. How does a girl go to college when her pics are all over the net? You know every professor she comes across is gonna be banging her for an A every day of the week!

Currently AdorableAllie.com is all about the topless pics and lots of camel toe action. No pussy pics yet but you never know! I’ll give her a break on not going 100% nude since she DID JUST TURN 18.

Allie updates her photo sets twice and week and kicks in a topless video and a diary entry as an added bonus. That meens you will never be left waiting by this 5’2" brunette hottie.

Now if that isn’t one inviting tight pussy, I don’t know what is. That sweet peach of a pussy belongs to Sweet Peaches. This girl has one hell of a pussy.

Peaches got her start as a softcore and nonnude model. I loved her then. I love her even more now that she went hardcore. Well, semi-hardcore. She now does masturbation and lesbian scenes. Not the bullshit psudo-lesbian scenes you get from glamour models, Peaches gives you the real put the fingers in her pussy and suck on her clit until her stomach has an earth quake and her legs bolt shut like a bear trap kind of stuff.

She also has a lot of masturbation videos on her website at Sweet-Peaches.net too. Peaches and I have cum together on many occasions. But don’t trip, she’d like to cum with you too!

Don’t forget the photography is second to none. There are plenty of hi-res shots of her moist vulva pressing up against her satin panties. Just the way we like it!

If perfect tits, tight pussy brunettes are your thing, Sweet Peaches is your new girlfriend!

OK, time for some sexy teens kissing. Brooke Skye makes me want to get a sex change just so I can kiss her on camera. Luckly for all of us, the people at the clinic turned me down. But hey, there is always next year!

Brooke is All-American. Sure she lives at the beach now, but she grew up in the Mid-West. You can’t get anymore American than that.

This girl looks like the girl nextdoor and that is the point. You have seen this girl waiting tables at the local pub. Working the hotdog-on-a-stick booth at the county fair. She is everywhere and I am not complaning one bit.

I am not comlaning because Brooke Skye likes to kiss girls. I like to watch Brooke kiss girls. I am sure you don’t mind watching her kissing girls either.

In addition to exploring her bisexuality, Brooke likes to masturbate on camera. Who wouldn’t like watching Brooke shove just about every household object known to man inside her vagina.

Brooke has a webcam in her bedroom and regularly invites girls back to her place to tongue fuck them. Sometimes she even breaks out Black-Whilly, her strap-on dildo and drives it home, if you know what I mean.

Brooke takes the time to get to know her members and takes pride in giving them a quality place to get away from their wives and daily lives. If you are looking for one of those places, you found it!

Ohh, if that isn’t the grandest shot of a pussy I have ever seen, I don’t know what is! This upskirt pussy shot is brought to you by Candice and the folks at Total Super Cuties.

TotalSuperCuties.com is a mega site of amateur teens. Currently there are 32 different girls and more are being added monthly. They have amassed 87,656 teen photos and 274 downloadable movies. All of the girls are 18 to 23 years old and like the name implies, they are all totally super cute!

Candice is no exception. She could rest that totally super cute pussy of hers on my face any day. I guess I am a sucker for teens in short skirts, but aren’t we all? I am sure Candice doesn’t always walk around without panties, but hey, this is our fantasy and in our frantasy she can walk around any way she feels comfortable!

The talent at Total Super Cuties range in size and shapes and colors. It is like a smorgasboard of teens. Petite blondes, big tits blondes, lesbians, shy timid girls, expressive girls, barely legal girls and college coeds. Candice is a sexy brunette and has 10 sets with a total 937 pics at TotalSuperCuties.com.

Another favortie of mine, Lucia, has 29 updates! Over 2944 hand-bra and nipple slip photos. Yes, Lucia is a nonnude model but I like those barely legal girls who tease the cum out of you!

The most viewed girl is Naomi with 6 videos and 9 picture updates. She is a smoking hot blonde with a tight figure and she goes topless. She is worth her weight in gold! Her shower pics with wet hard nipples are to die for. But you don’t have to die, just grab your password to Total Super Cuties!

So I once dated a punk rock chick and well, you guessed it, Sherri Angel reminded me of her. Am I nostalgic? Sure, why wouldn’t I be? Damn I remember how spunky she was and how she loved to fuck until the sun came up. Two oragasms? Hell no, three, four, five… she was multiorgasmic. So can you understand why I am nostalgic?

Sure, she had small tits but damn if her body wasn’t chiseled out of marble, man! When I say spunky I mean, don’t talk shit because she is gonna pour a pitcher of beer over your ass. Fun to be around. Always good for a laugh and a lay. Those are the best ones!

Sherri Angel is just like her. Half angel and half something else. No, not a demon, but an elf. She’d have you under her spell with just a glance. I swear if you looked her in the eye it was over. More than a crush, sure… you didn’t know what you were doing.

Sherri-Angel.com is where Sherri gets naked in pics and videos. Damn, sorry, I am trying to move on but it was more than a crush. I can’t move. Why do the innocent ones capture us so hard? Feels like they have us in a web. Sure the rest of the world sees it differently, but is it? I say no.

Sherri has her friends do cameos and she masturbated in her videos. The bathtub video is worth her weight in gold, which is currently, $837,296. So this is a damn good deal!

Who is she? Jenna Swish!

Why do we like her? She has big teeth, thin lips and freckles.

I know.. You are thinking those are reasons not to like this chick, but then you are probably the paycheck to paycheck type. Living for the weekend. No plans of any kind.

I am not that type. And just as much as I like money in the bank, I like pussy in the sack. This is the perfect girl to find at the river. And seeing as how Labor Day is coming up, I am going to do some schooling for your own sake.

Sure, you can try to pick up on that hot blonde. You just might get her to fuck you or she is going to play you no matter how good you are and string you along until the last day and maybe fuck you if nothing better comes along. Jenna Swish is going to fuck you the first night, blow your cock the next morning and then let you and two of your closest friends ass fuck her by noon. After that it is time for a circle jerk to get her skin ohh so soft and then maybe she will invite a girlfriend over so you can tag team them.

Now you know why Jenna Swish is going to be funner than the other bitch. Why chase a cat when you can have a dog come to you?

Now why do I like JennaSwish.com? Because she isn’t one of those teasing, whiney, bitchy internet models that won’t get naked. Not only does Jenna get naked, she has a fetish for masturbating with water faucets. I love that kinda shit.

Jenna is the girl nextdoor with the killer pussy and tight body that always tries to get caught naked. You know the type, going into the backyard with four feet high fences topless and expecting no one to see a thing. Changing from her wet bottoms to dry shorts right out in the open. Oops! Oops my ass, she is a slut and she knows it. She just hides behind that shyness to throw us off. But we know.

Access to JennaSwish.com will also get you access to two of her friends sites. Full sites, not bullshit members area plugins. Members also get to talk to Jenna in her forum and live webcam. Sweet!

So I am trolling along the internet looking for something that is Rhino’s Girls worthy and come across this gallery of Raven Riley giving a tutorial on Fleshlight usage. And I am thinking…. PERFECT!

Why so PERFECT? Well because the Fleshlight is God’s gift to man. You see, after God fucked up by plagueing man with women, God wised up and gave man a Fleshlight so he could get pussy without all of the extra baggage.

What if you don’t want pussy, maybe you want a blowjob? No problemo my friend, just switch out the vagina top with the mouth top and you are good to go.

Don’t have anyone to think about while you are shoving your cock into a Fleshlight? Well, why not get yourself a membership to the teen solo model site RavenRiley.com and watch her video on Fleshlights?! Like I said, PERFECT!

Never heard of Raven Riley? Shit, you must be in Siberia. Raven came on the scene right around Thanksgiving in 2004. She had one goal, kick ass and chew gum and she ran all out of gum right around Christmas that same year. In 2005 she basically kicked every solo models ass and in 2006 redefined what it means to be a teen solo model entirely.

Raven Riley hasn’t been open for two years yet and she already has 302 sets available. That means she has been adding new galleries every two days. That is a busy schedule but like I said, this girl is commited to being the best.

Currently Raven has 131 teen videos. In them Raven masturbates, has lesbian sex, gets fucked and Raven Riley even sucks dick. This isn’t one of those softcore no boobs, no ass, no vaginal shots websites. Raven Riley ranges from softcore sets to hardcore sets to very hardcore sets. The themes range from cheerleader teasing to nipple clamps and french maid outfits to giving a guy the best blowjob he will ever receive in his life!

Hey, like I said, PERFECT! Now get your Fleshlight and tell your wife to take the kids and visit grandma, it is time for daddy to have some fun!