OK, I will admit, when I first saw that picture I gagged. Kind of like spitting in the air and catching it I guess. For some people it is no big deal and to others it is just gross.

But then I got to thinking about it. Fuck, if I had two smoking hot sluts sucking on my cock and then cumswapping my load… well, lets just say I’d be feeling like a fucking stud! Plus you can call it pretty names like…. Snowballing.

CumSwapSluts.com is full of total hotties getting into some hardcore action. And of course they swap the salty cum load at the end of each movie. These girls at CumSwap Sluts treat your cum like gold, they won’t spill a drop.

But check this out, how does a $1 trial pass sound? Pretty fucking great in my humble opinion! But that isn’t all, you also get 26 Bonus websites and 5 brand new DVD’s if you pay another $1 extra over the membership price.

Get your snowball watching ass over there!

I am not sure why that picture excites me, but it does.

That Asian teen is from Stay After Class. An aptly named website where the teenage schoolgirls are busted for minor infractions and forced into sexual situations by their overbearing teachers. Wow… Sounds like a job for me!

But it isn’t all fun and games… StayAfterClass.com is all about discipline and minding your elders. One step out of line and you are a throat fucked dunce. Do it again and it is 8 inches of pain for your pussy.

The only thing that’d make this website better is young dudes getting it on with older female teachers. I’d like to remember a few ideas I had with some of my own teachers.

The reason you are going to buy this website? Well, how does a $1 trial pass hit you? Not very hard! Of course I am going to throw in some bonuses. 26 Bonus websites and 5 brand new DVD’s if you pay another $1 extra over the membership price.

Dude, stop stalling and start clicking!

What can I say about Melena without getting myself into trouble?

If you are into girls with small boobs, Melena is the right girl and 8teenies.com is the right place for you! Alternatively, if you like young girls but enjoy a handful of teen titties, 8teenies.com is still the right place for you!

Are you seeing a pattern going on here? 8Teenies is the one stop shop for all of your teen fantasy needs. Do you like nubile teens with blue eyes? Melissa, Jenny, Alice, Mandy and so on…. How about pouty lipped barely legal girls? Jessie, Andrea, Erica, Oksana, Bridget, need I say more? YES! OK, then… How about just plain Barely Legal, Zoe, Jenny (again), Bella, Unna, Vicky and MELENA!

I have been in the business of selling porn for a little over two years now and when it comes to teens, I have sold more 8Teenies.com memberships than any other website. Why? Because these girls are legal, but just barely!

Get yourself an 8Teenies password and keep it (barely) legal will ya?

I have to ask you, is there anything sexier in the world than teen girls kissing on video?

I can answer that with a stern, NO! There is nothing sexier!

I could watch blonde teens with their little pert tits kiss all day long. The Milton Twins have some friggin awesome teen kissing videos on their website, MiltonTwins.com.

Watch as these identical twins share girls and guys. No jealousy here… They say twins form a special bond and I guess you could say MiltonTwins.com is testement to that!

You are definately going to blow your wad here! No, not your money wad, your dick wad! Why not your money wad? Because if you surf to the join page, and then hit the back button, you get a popup with a lower price than everyone else. It pays to Bookmark RhinosGirls.com people!

This Ariel Rebel gallery was made for one reason. To unleash the dirty old man in you. In fact, I think her entire site is built around that premise.

ArielRebel.com is a story about a teenager who somehow escaped getting knocked up and getting hooked on drugs. Instead of going wayward she packaged that quirky little body of hers into something that is out of this world.

Warning: Reading her blog entries on the tour will give you a raging hardon!

Ariel’s high resolution pics are updating weekly and currently there are 55 gallery sets. Not bad for a website that has only been open for two months or so. Her videos are 100% downloable and are 640×480 resolution minimum. Some are even higher. Currently Ariel has 25 videos. I just finished watching one with her blonde small titties friend.

Fuck an Aye! Two nubile teenagers kissing and sucking each others nipples?

Excuse me for a while… I got some uhh… rubbing to do!

You are so welcomed Melody!

Why is Melody thanking me? Because she works for a website called Nubiles.net and when I send them sales through Melodies galleries they know it and acknowledge it to her. Sometimes it might be a cash bonus and other times it might be gifts. Ohh… and she is thanking me because I own a lot of websites and I sent a lot of sales to Nubiles through her galleries.

Talk about win-win’s… It is always nice and flattering to have a girl thanking you for just doing your job. What is my job? To get you to realize that Melody put a lot on the line when she started posing nude for people such as yourself.

Her parents now know she is an internet ‘porn’ model. Her brothers and cousins know too… Her uncles and her aunts know. Her pastor knows. Everyone in the grocery store knows. But what is so fucking wrong with everyone knowing you chose one particular skill set over another?

Fat women (Oprah, this means you!) across America like to bitch and complain about skinny girls like Melody. They like to say, "Well, anyone who looks like that could look good naked…" No shit you fat tub of lard! So fucking get skinny and use that gym membership for something other than a social hour and do it!

"Well, it isn’t natural, women don’t walk around the house wearing skimpy clothing and lounge around naked." (read just the bold text… hehe)

No fucking shit! And if you did and had her body I wouldn’t be divorcing your sorry ass and marrying her! Stupid cunt! Ok… I might be getting a little bit to excited here… My wife doesn’t have to walk around the house wearing that shit for me to stay married. But the whole natural arguement is also BULLSHIT!

It also wasn’t natural for us to WATCH TV, Oprah, until we fucking invented it and RCA decided to make everyone feel like a loser unless they had one in their home. It isn’t natural to wear makeup that is made by killing animals… It isn’t natural for those animals to have their eyes burned out so we can make sure boric acid in makeup is a bad idea.

Sweeww… OK… Enough Oprah bashing… fuck… I need a beer and another sexy pic to get me back in the mood to sell you guys some porn…

Ahh.. That is more like it… Fuck YEAH! Melody getting naked at a Nubiles.net slumber party suits me just fine! Can you dig it? I bet ya could!

Melody is one of those girls I could fuck like 16 times and still think of new and exciting things I want to do to her. That is a true Nubile in my book. Someone who is always new to you. Never gets old. I bet you she will still look this cute when she is fourty. Unlike that fat slug Oprah Winfrey.

Anyway, Melody needs your vote guys!

Don’t you think she is worth it?

Ohh… and fuck Oprah! (but not literally though)…

OK – Now I know I am going to get FLAMED for this one in my email box at admin/976porn.com but fuck it! Someone searched for Jenny and Camile 18 so I am going to give them what they wanted.

Use that search box, it is how I decide what to write about next!

The free 8Teenies gallery above is so fucking barely legal it will make your head spin and your cock pop! Jenny is the ultimate nubile teen. Small pert boobs and soft pink nipples. A freckled face and red hair with smooth skin and a tone body. She is easily mistakable for being to young for porn. Her firm ass and budding breasts are shown off in her white bikini!

At 8Teenies.com there are 43 more girls in all shapes and sizes but let’s face it, 8Teenies is the place for the barely legal niche. Check out some of the girls pages: Zoe, Bridget, Diana, Eve, Vicky, Nicole, Julia, Angela, Elina, Camile18, Alice, Melissa. These nubile teens are going to rock your world, but having them all on the same website means you don’t need to rock your pocket book too!

Son of a bitch!

What do they make bras out of now’a’days? Taffy?

This here is Dakota South. She is hawt. My money says she is from South Dakota but I could be wrong about that.

Dakota is a teenager with way to much time on her hands. The perfect girl for you. You can read her diary. Watch her pose and makeout with her friends. Tell her what to wear and what to do. She is all yours!

Her website DakotaSouth.com updates twice a week with sizzling footage. The videos are downloadable. She sucks a mean sucker!

Got something you want to tell Dakota? Signup and email her!

I would like to tell you that finding a category for Emily 18 was a difficult job but I think we can all agree she is the definition of Barely Legal. You definately have to go to Emily18.com and check her out.

As far as I can tell Emily is from Israel. Now I know why George Bush wants to increase Israel’s defense stipend from the United States. To protect Emily 18!

Since congress can’t get its head out of its ass, I think we should all buy a membership to Emily18.com just so she has plenty of money to catch a flight should the need ever arise.

I checked out her site last year and couldn’t find any nudity. This year Emily can’t seem to keep her top on. Probably her boobs growing on her and all that jazz.

Emily is the panty mans plan for the first quarter in 2006. She updates 2 times a week with new pics and videos. Emily’s tour will have your cock exploding, so don’t say I didn’t warn you!

Those are some fucking eyes man! Damn!

This here is Kayla from the site MonstesOfCock.com and she is a horny little bitch. Previously she had never seen a dick larger than 7 inches and I think it shows in the amazed look on her face.

These MonstersofCock.com guys are all 10+ inches and they bang the hell out of the cutest teens in the world!

Kayla is a good example of the quality you can expect from the Monsters of Cock. Each week they add more girls and you can get in for the low price of $4.95. This one is a no-brainer!