Some times I get it right… Other times I get it so fucking right it is insane!

This time I think I got both… Huh? Me neither…

But this is Gia from Pacinos World and I think we can both agree she is so hot our moms slapped us on the back of the hand and so NO, YOU’LL GET BURNED!

Well, mom, no I won’t because the happy people (I figure if you get to take pictures of Gia you must be happy, or have a happy boner) PacinosWorld.com said I can look at Gia all I want too! So there!

Actually mom is right, because I can’t touch… …Gia…

Gia has to be one of the most girl nextdoor type latina models I have ever seen. Fortunately for her, she isn’t my neighbor. Fortunately for me, I have an active imagination. Right now she is getting out of the pool and blowing me kisses (she doesn’t realize her top fell off). Hmm? Ohh…

The happy people over at PacinosWorld.com add new girls like Gia monthly and update the sets three, count them, one, two, three, times a week. They have both topless and nude girls to choose from.

I like that because sometimes my imagination wants them to toy with me.

If your dick isn’t pretending to be the Empire State Building at this very moment, you must be gay. This here is an exposé… My first.

I am talking to a buddy of mine named Gunner and he is bouncing all over the couches telling me I am not going to believe this. I ask, “Did Tom and that Katie Holmes chick lose their baby?” And he is like, “NO! What gave you that idea?” And I am like, “Ohh, the couch bouncing thing. I thought it was a hint – a Tom Cruise impression.”

As it turns out, I am shitty at charades if you didn’t already know and Tom and Katie still have a bun in the oven. No exposé there.

No this is about Hometown Holly. The girl above that gave you the woody that I just turned soft with all of this talk about Tom Cruise. No, she isn’t having Tom Cruise’s baby. She is going to be in Stuff Magazine!

BTW, if you don’t already know about Stuff Magazine you are a fool. But you don’t need to be a fool any longer. Go to the local news stand and get a copy.

So be the first to join Hometown Holly at HometownHolly.com! This way when your friends say, wow, she is fucking hawt-ahhhwww… You can say you fucked her (figuratively speaking of course). Or you can just be witty and say, “Been there, done that…” or even, “I already Stuffed her…”

No matter what your motives are, just get into HometownHolly.com and start expressing them immediately. OK, I am done. You can have your hardon back…

And click here => Katie Holmes – To see Katie naked! Nice tits! I have to say, I had no idea her naked tits were that full! Amazing!

Ain’t she just one hell of a fucking brick house?

She goes by Niki73 and you can catch her at AmateurMatch.com. Don’t know what it is? Well, retard, Amateur Match is an adult dating site. I can’t guarantee that you will get laid but I can say that it is highly likely.

Niki was born in 1973, hence the 73 in her name. For those who failed math, she is 32 and is looking for a man to caress those insane tits of hers.

Right, I know, she probably isn’t looking for you. Why did you have to point that out? Do you enjoy beating yourself up? There are hundreds of thousands of girls at Amateur Match who are interested in adult dating and I think you just might be able to fuck 10 of them if you get up off your ass and join, FOR FREE!

But I am affraid of women… No problemo douche-bag! These chicks want to cyber date too! But I am ugly.. No shit, Sherlock… Erotic Email, Cyber Sex, Erotic Photo Exchange (show her your Willy!), Descreet Relationship (what over your shoulder), Casual Sex (Boing!), Group Sex (why not fuck 2 bitches?), Bondage, Spanking, Kinky Shit, Voyuerism, Sadism, Masochism or what ever floats your boat!

It is free and your old lady doesn’t need to know… Just like she doesn’t know you bought that membership to Danni Virgin and then cancelled it after you downloaded the entire website. Asshole!

I am going to take you back to your teenage-hood. You are in math class and Nicole (that so fucking hot blonde chick who pays you no attention what so ever) has accidentally flashed you her panty covered crotch. Hot damn! Instant chubby…

Unfortunately you just got called up to work out a math problem on the board and walking to the front of the class with a pup tent leading your way is the last thing you need!

Fortunately I have a solution for you. You are older now and you can view Katie’s panty covered crotch at PlanetKatie.com in the privacy of your own home. Just mentally overlay Nicole’s face on Katie’s body and you are good to go!

I ain’t done yet and this shit only gets better! Planet Katie features two photo set updates a week and one video update on Fridays. Add in her archive updates and the live webcam show at 9PM CST where you can chat and interact with Katie and you have some real jackoff material. She even posts her daily journal with audio commentary!

If you are like me then you love your job. You also like to surf porn on the weekend. It is obvious why I love my job and unless you post a comment we will probably never know why you like your job, but there is something I know we both like and that is Brooke from PlanetBrooke.com.

I put this under Big Tits Teen even though she isn’t exactly a double-Dcup girl. Brooke’s body is so killer and tight that it makes her soft, perky, thick boobs look even better!

After I joined her site it became obvious that Brooke would make one hell of a Victoria’s Secrets model. She looks tasty in all colors and styles of lingerie.

So, why did I mention that I prefer to surf porn on the weekends? Planet Brooke updates 2 photo sets, 1 video and 1 archived set throughout the week. This means my porn is waiting for me on Friday night. I even get to chat live with her and interact during the Tuesday night live webcam show at 7PM CST. If you are really nice she will even give you her AIM screen name so you can chat with Brooke OFF of the website!

Now get your credit card out and put your dick in your free hand, you have a lot of catching up with Brooke to do!

So, young blonde hotties isn’t your thang… No problemo, Senior!

Take a good look at Reanna taking a bath from PlanetReanna.com and I am sure you will agree that she is something to behold. Reanna is a little more edgy than most solo model girls with her piercings and her raven hair (which Reanna changes the color of to match the seasons).

PlanetReanna.com offers up a demanding schedule. There are two Hi-Res photo updates each and every week in addition to a video update on Fridays and an archives update on Saturdays. (Well, now you know what you will be doing this weekend!)

If static content (pics and videos) doesn’t make your mouth water then you will also enjoy the fact that each Thursday is webcam show day. Reanna goes live at 8PM CST. What better way to interact with your teen idol than to chat with her live?

Perhaps one of Reanna’s best talents is her ability to pout her lips and look so damn good in panties and bikini bottoms. This girl is a panty aficionados dream come true! All said, I truely believe you will enjoy your stay at Planet Reanna.

So you wanna talk about young blonde hotties?

Check out Sweet Leah Luv from SweetLeahLuv.com! Her facial videos are unbelievable. She takes the cum and eats it too.

When it comes to small tits teens I don’t think they can get any cuter than Sweet Leah Luv. Leah is the princess of the “Come Fuck Me Boys,” look. Members get to talk personally with Leah Luv through email and she regulary posts to her diary about her life.

SweetLeaLuv.com even has a store where you can purchase Leah’s panties, videos and other naughty things. If you enjoy solo model sites where the girls are interactive with their fans and offer lots of extras to them, then SweetLeahLuv.com is the right place for you!

Do you Nubiles.net?

No? What are you, from the planet Xenbandu?

This here is Milena and she is a Nubiles.net girl. The operative word here being girl. An 18 year old, fresh off the bus, girl. Nubiles.net is the supreme ruler of the amateur models market.

Click on the pic above and you can check out her gallery. Click her link below and catch more of Milena at Nubiles.net.

Those are some fucking eyes man! Damn!

This here is Kayla from the site MonstesOfCock.com and she is a horny little bitch. Previously she had never seen a dick larger than 7 inches and I think it shows in the amazed look on her face.

These MonstersofCock.com guys are all 10+ inches and they bang the hell out of the cutest teens in the world!

Kayla is a good example of the quality you can expect from the Monsters of Cock. Each week they add more girls and you can get in for the low price of $4.95. This one is a no-brainer!

In my best Dr Phil voice – Have you ever wondered what two teeeenage girls do when they are alone after skeeeewwol? That is right, they kiiiisss each others booooobs and maaaake out. Jeeeust like you thawwt thaay deeewwwww!

Yes, that is right ladies and gentlemen, when two teenage girls like Ashlee and Serena get to their dorm room after class it is time for lesbian experimentation games.

In this episode it is time for hide the genatilia. You can either use little stickers or make it a bit more interesting and use your mouth! Ooops, I didn’t meen to lick you like that… suuuuurree you didn’t!

These 18yo sweethearts reside at AshleeAndSerena.com where you can find full sized preview pics if the free gallery above didn’t get you worked up enough.

If you really can’t control yourself you can join their members area and watch Ashlee and Serena make each other cream in naughty full length videos and their live webcams! And if that doesn’t melt you butter, you get access to their friends webcams too!

Good morning class. The word for today is Penis-Wrinkle. It will not be on any quiz nor will you find it on your test come Friday. This is because with Eva Virgin sitting right above us, there is no such thing as a penis-wrinkle!

Click her pic and check out her free gallery. Then try her site at EvaVirgin.com and you too will know what it is like to live in a world devoid of penis-wrinkles.

This single girl solo model puts a whole new face on the term barely legal. I guess you could say she is the definition of a nymph… Though I don’t even know what one is myself. But I am sure she is one of them.

Blonde hair and blue eyed, Eva Virgin is the real deal when it comes to undeniable beauty. Her nipples are puffy even when it isn’t cold. One big surprise is her ass. Again, click the pic above and check it out! Most girls with an A-Cup chest have no ass to speak off. Eva Virgin has one hell of an ass on her.

If you are looking for a place to chill this month and jerk off repeatedly (who the hell ain’t?…. ohh yeah.. women…) then get your ass in gear and mosey on over to EvaVirgin.com to get your pass. After all Eva isn’t going to be an 18yo forever!

Sooo… I am checking my Email and someone asks, “Yo, Rhino, is it possible for you to find a really hot redheaded teen and include her in your blog for me?” Well, the answer is – YES I can! And if anyone else wants to holla at me you can do so at admin -at- 976porn.com. BTW, 976porn.com is my kickass Video/Movie Post.

Submitted for your masturbatory approval, one Danni Virgin. A well natured and kind hearted redhead from Ireland. Well, she might be from Ireland. I really don’t know but it is my fantasy so she is definately from Ireland! Dammit!

DanniVirgin.com features all exclusive photos and crystal clear video. The updates are weekly and if you are into redheads, I think Danni Virgin will be right up your alley.

One of the best things about DanniVirgin.com is that Danni was born to flirt. Then again, I haven’t met a petite redhead yet that wasn’t born to flirt! Also, remember she might be from Ireland! Dammit!

In addition to her site you can see the bonus content and sites you will get on the join page. Scroll way down… Those Wild, SpringBreak, Party Teen, Voyeur Beach Girls are one hell of a bonus!

Tell me Hennessie doesn’t make your penis tingle! Liar!!!

This brunette cum swallower will make your balls blue. Hennessie has her own site at Hennessie.com where she tests her boundries (I am so full of bullshit, because Hennessie has no boundries)…

This gurl is the queen of POV shots. Now you too can imagine you just shot your load into the warm mouth of an inexperienced 19 year old. No you don’t have to have a six figure income or be a pornstar. You can even imagine it is your load you just deposited in her virgin tight pussy.

When you get bored of her, you can pretend you are fucking one of her friends or invite her along for a threesome. You are so fucking generous!

At Hennessie.com you can buy DVDs. I also suggest reading her bio on the personal link. It is all true! [wink] [wink]

Hennessie’s site sports downloadable video (and this shit is crystal f’ing clear!) plus exclusive photos in easy to use thumbnail fashion. All of her content is exclusive. This is her site and she hasn’t been shot by anybody else.

In addition to Hennessie.com you will also get access to Creamed Cuties, Creampie Cuties, Trixie Swallows, Creampie Thais, Continental Cuties, Sweet Amanda and BeaverBong!

Since creating this post about three years ago Teenie Panty has closed. Sorry for that. I get a lot of people coming in here based on Nadine’s picture above.

I can however suggest some equally great sites I have writen about below:

Flexi Becky is probably right up your alley!

Even better than Becky:

8 Teenies Jolie is right on par with Nadine wouldn’t you say?

8 Teenies has lots of girls you might be interested in including your best friends sister:

In fact… Jenny in her White Bikini is better than Teenie Panty ever was…

So even though Teenie Panty is no longer with us, there are plenty of reasons to still be happy!

WTF? Do you need a signed invitation or something? She isn’t hot enough for you? Affraid she will laugh at your penis? Don’t worry, she is to inexperienced for that and doesn’t have a mean bone in her body.

For those who are uninitiated in solo girls sites, this is Dream Kelly from, you guessed it, DreamKelly.com. I don’t know anyone in their right mind who would kick her out of bed. Check out the Dream Kelly Beach gallery and see what you have been missing.

Dream Kelly is everything you would want in a teenage girlfriend. She is young, sexy, smart and above all, hotter than everyone elses girlfriend that you know!

You can get access to Dream Kelly’s 5’4″ frame, weighing in at only 104lbs, by joining her site, DreamKelly.com. Not only is there a 3 day trial option for $2.93 but you also get access to 80 other websites, 8 of which are solo girls!