While I can’t say for certain that Joe Plumber is going to get lucky today, I can say that Joe Boxer is stepping up to the plate and he is ready to hit this one out of the ballpark!

This scene from Gigi Spice brings me back to my own first threesome. I had two teenage girls (one with braces) ready to suck my cock. I couldn’t help but wonder if the rumors were true about girls blowing cock with braces on. Would I have a dick left or would this little wood-chuck gnaw it down to a stub?

There was only one way to find out and that was a game of show me yours and I show you mine. At first I had thought that I had put the drop on these two little girls, but I was wrong. It turned out they had it in for my hardon the entire time. I was like puddy in their hands.

Gigi Spice has those same youthful looks and small tits my first blowjob sweethearts had. It is amazing how soft and smooth a barely legal teens skin can get. Feeling their hard boobies rubbing on my legs while they worked their warm, wet mouths on my cock was more than I could handle.

It usually takes me several minutes to cum and I have been known to be able to hold out for hours. Not on that day. Gigi Spice and her Latin friend made me blow my load in just under a minute. The funny thing is they went back for more because they didn’t feel like they tasted enough of it the first time. I was in heaven!

GigiSpice.com updates weekly with a new video and picture sets. Her masturbation videos are very graphic and clear. Watching her play with that tender pussy of hers really brings me back. Watching her suck on a guys hard glands in blowjob videos brings me back even further.

Members of this spicey Latina jail bait get access to her spicey friends too. I suggest you take a look at the join page on Gigi Spice for all of the details.

Do not attempt to adjust your monitor. What you are seeing is real. Ariel Rebel is so barely legal she could easily be your neighbors daughter. Don’t get in trouble peeking over the fence.

Peek at Ariel Rebel instead!

Ariel has been modeling now for three years. Somehow during that time she has managed to look just as innocent and barely legal now as she did on her first day. ArielRebel.com is updating 3 to 4 times a week and has been this aggressive since the beginning.

Currently, as I write this, the web sites home page is a little fuckered up and shows 0 videos and 0 pics… Seriously, lets all laugh about that. There are over 100 videos and thousands of pics. Like I said, this girl updates 3 to 4 times a week and has been in the business for three years now. I sent her webmaster a note.

I met Ariel Rebel a few times are webmaster conventions. There is one called the AVN Awards in the month of January in Vegas. You can meet Ariel there too. Totally cool chick. All of this notoriety is not going to her head. And she looks just as barely legal (and short) in person as she does on her web site.

Do yourself a favor and leave the neighbors daughter alone. Come see Ariel Rebel in Vegas instead!

I had a girlfriend once that wore satin panties. Pretty normal, I know, but this girl didn’t wear her panties the normal way. She liked to wear those satin panties inside out!

The first time I noticed we were at a party and I knew she had on ultra soft pink panties. Her skirt wasn’t very long and I caught a glimpse of white material covering her pussy. I thought that was weird since I didn’t see her change her panties since we left the house.

Whispering in her ear I asked her to follow me to the restroom. We picked the master bath since it usually gets less traffic. Once inside I pulled her skirt up and asked her why her panties were inside out.

She pulled her panties to the side and showed me to part touching her tender pussy lips. Everything was all wet. Her pussy lips and her panties!

She stated, “My Panties Are Wet.”

No shit! They were soaked. She told me the soft material reminded her of having her pussy licked. While she was saying that her fingers instinctively found their way to her clit and she began to run her panties into it. I instinctively whipped out my cock and started whacking it.

She put the toilet seat down and sat down so she could spread her legs while her fingers worked feverishly on her moist panties. I could tell she wasn’t far off so I got ready to blow my load. Right when I hit the point of no going back she wrapped her lips around my cock and I shot my load into her mouth.

As soon as I was done filling her mouth with my spunk she swallowed it and began her orgasm. She moaned pretty loud and kicked the wall so hard I thought she might leave a hole in it.

When we were done she took off her panties and offered me a lick. I ran my tongue through her juices and she took a taste too! Then she smelled her scent and threw them into her purse. She put a dry pair on and we were ready to exit the restroom.

Two hours and some tequila shots later she came over to me to whisper something into my ear.

She said, “My Panties Are Wet.” And off to the bathroom we went!

MyPantiesAreWet.com is the premier panty site. Watch as teen girls and college coeds rub their soft panties into their pussies until you can see their wetness showing through.

Along with My Panties Are Wet you get the Super Site Pass. Your passport to all things fetish. Girls squirting, dildo drilling, lesbian step sisters and more. Take the tour and find out how you can enjoy all of the sites for one buck!

Once again I was checking my search stats and noticed there are a lot of you interested in Beach Hanjobs. Having never received a beach handjob I decided to investigate.

Turns out there are lots of sites featuring Beach Hanjobs but one of them stood out to me. It is also one of the oldest handjobs sites on the net and it is run by he Fathers of Reality Porn, The Bangbros.

Tugjobs.com updates with a new handjob video and picture set each week and has been online for half a decade. If you are new to Tugjobs or haven’t been there in a while there has never been a better time to explore the massive archives of handjobs.

They found Ashlynn here walking around a beach in Miami and decided she would make an awesome addition to their already overflowing archive of porn. Ashlynn has a perfect body and an even sweeter set of tits.

Watch the videos above and see why Tugjobs is handjobs heaven.

This lesbian pic brings me back to a conversation I once had with a hot lesbian friend of mine. Our conversation centered around how many smoking hot girls in the world are bisexual. Being a lesbian she was telling me that she had just as  hard a time finding a hot lesbian girlfriend as guys do. Sex partners? A dime a dozen… But a committed relationship was almost impossible to find.

Turns out most hot chicks like dick. Funny how that works out. We don’t even need an experiment to draw a conclusion. Hot chicks like the ones above are obvious Estrogen powerhouses. Ugly skanks are usually more manly in appearance and they go lighter on the Estrogen and throw in some Testosterone to spice things up a bit. Well, when it comes to girls, we don’t need spicy. We need curvaceous and cute!

And this is why Ellen DeGeneres keeps finding hot babes to sixty-nine with. What I always wonder is… Why don’t the hot lesbian friends of Ellen ditch her and just date each other?

We will probably never know why Ellen’s girlfriends don’t date each other but we don’t need to know that. What we need to know is where to find wall-to-wall hot lesbian pics and lesbian videos all in one location!

That place is the site named LesArchive.com. Here you will find the world’s most delicious group of 7’s through 10’s getting it on for your entertainment.

The Lesbian Archive updates daily and currently has more than 700 models in it. Finding the picture sets and lesbian videos you want it easy when you use the search function. You can search for blondes only with bikinis that shave their pussy hair into a landing strip. The Les Archive returns dozens of videos featuring girls that conform to your specifications!

At Les Archive there is an extensive voting system so newbies can instantly find the hottest lesbian babes as soon as they enter the members area. Along with site wide voting you can keep personal favorites and sort them out too.

The lesbian videos are encoded in AVI, MPG and WMV. Each video is high def with up to 1280×780 resolution. Big enough to watch on your big screen TV. The lesbian pics at LesArchive.com feature a mouth watering 1720×1280 resolution. You almost feel like you are in the room with the girls.

Join my lesbian friend and get your Les Archive password now!

Every once in a while a girl comes across my computer desk that defies aging. Today that girl is Holly from Nubiles. This blonde, barely legal teenager has a pussy that looks just as tasty as a Georgia peach.

Holly has four videos and four picture sets at Nubiles. Most of the models have just as many. That is because Nubiles updates multiple times a day. With this accelerated  update schedule you almost find it too hard to keep up with them all! But who is complaining? Not me!

Photos on Nubiles have two settings, large and small. The large pics are a wad blowing 2400×1600. I have 24″ monitors and they span the entire thing. Imagine that picture above at that size. It is like having the real one right in front of you. Shit, I can almost taste it for Christ’s sakes!

Nubiles videos are broken down into several chunks for easy viewing. For those with broadband connections you can download the entire thing in one fowl swoop. All 120mb of it. Plus, if you don’t want shit lingering around on your hard drive for someone else to see it you can stream the videos via their flash player.

Members can rate the girls and their individual updates too. Makes finding the cream of the crop a cinch.

The search functions at Nubiles also make finding what you like a cinch too. Here, lets run one shall we? How about Girls with shaved pussies that do hardcore sex with guys, wear a bikini and show camel toe… I just got 27 girls and I have to say…

I’D FUCK EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM!

Along with all of these great features there is still more… Members can tag photos and videos so that you can search for some very specific topics like a puffy pussy. You can view up to the minute data like who just rated whom last and what they gave her. It is fucking amazing!

The Nubiles girls are regulars in the message board at Nubiles.net. You can interact with them or with the other Nubiles fans. The girls accept private messages too.

No other barely legal site has this many girls and this level of fan interaction. Nubiles is the one that broke the mold!

Old men like the beach. Not because there are plenty of old ladies there to pick up… No, old men like the beach because there are plenty of young 18 Years Old ladies to gawk at. During the summer there can be hundreds, if not thousands, of them!

Throw in global warming and most areas having Summertime string all the way into the end of October and possibly November and you have hundreds of thousands of hot babes in bikinis to keep you company.

I like to make money and to make money I have to work so I cannot be at the beach 24/7 checking out the beauties walking around. In fact I don’t have time to have them brought to me either. I have just enough time for the meat and potatoes.

At 18YearsOld.com they bring me the girls ready and willing to get laid. Just how I like it! Girls like Alexis Capri don’t have to pretend they are 18 years old because they are 18 years old! They don’t dress twenty-three year olds in braces and pigtails. They go out and find the Very Fine, Grade A Pussy you are looking for and they deliver!

As a member of 18YearsOld.com you get access to the Porn Pros network. Nine sites with exclusive content you won’t find anywhere else. Each site features weekly updates and they are adding new sites monthly.

Excuse me while I go and fuck Alexis Capri in my mind…

It is because of big tits girls like Emily above that I now believe in a thing called the collective consciousness, A.K.A. the sub-conscious mind. It is a place where all of our dreams come together as one and we all share the same common interests.

Take Emily’s Dream for example. Emily is a big tits teen from Britain and she had a dream of one day showing her big tits and shapely ass off on the Internet. Likewise, we all had the same fucking dream! And now it is a reality. Go figure!

Imagine what we could be doing with this wondrous power… Cure cancer? End world hunger? See through girls bikinis at the beach? The possibilities are endless!

As it turns out this power is most widely used by porn fanatics like you and me to get our favorite girls next door (with big tits) to pose for naked pics.

Emilys Dream updates weekly with new pics and videos of this adorable, naturally 30G teen. When she gets together with her friends there is plenty of opportunity to see if the carpet matches the drapes… that is if she had pussy hair…

Along with the updates you also get to interact with Emily on her message board. Emily’s Dream + Chinese take-out delivery = No reason to leave the house…

This Internet porn thing really kicks ass! Big round Emily ass!

This is just unfortunate.  Pink panties showing through some very wet white panties…. and that isn’t the unfortunate part! The shitty part is that the gallery this picture belongs to no longer exists! So in its place I have one of Cassie Leanne getting wet and showing white panties instead.

Cassie Leanne is a brunette teen with some big tits. Make that really big tits and a nice round ass.

You might have seen her posing with some of your favorite solo models and now she has her own web site. CassieLeanne.com features this buxom brunette having her first girl/girl scene. Since having that scene she has even done a five girl lesbian wagon-train.

Cassie Leanne was born with some sweet puffy nipples. Most big tits girls outgrow their puffy nipples and turn them into sunny side up eggs. Not Cassie. Her thick, delicious pussy nipples are as fluffy as they come.

You can get some free pics of this hot big tits babe on her web site if you look towards the bottom of the page. Enjoy and don’t forget to bookmark Rhino’s Girls!

Just what exactly is Extreme NonNude?

Well, you take hot teens with barely legal looks and dress them up in clothing that just barely covers their sweet parts. When I say barely covers I mean it covers it completely but the material is see through so everything underneath is clearly visible.

With exotic girls from Columbia NNLatinTeen.com puts on a highly erotic, flesh filled show. Anyone into Latina teens will have a field day here. The sites non nude feel only heightens the promiscuously alluring qualities of the barely legal teens.

Unlike most Non Nude sites, NN Latin Teen updates on a daily basis and features 20+ models for you to get to know. Each model brings her own unique flare. Many of the girls slip up and show a little more than the sites charter allows for them to show.

At $24.95 the site is very competitively priced. Especially when you factor in all of those updates. NNLatinTeen is a panty lovers dream come true.

Today’s Cleft of Venus is brought to you by our sexy panties sponsors Phil Flash. The folks at Phil-Flash.com have been bringing you insanely hot teens for almost six years. If you like barely legal, college coeds, babes in bikinis, teens masturbating or girls kissing and going all the way with each other, you will consider your membership to Phil Flash a necessary part of life.

Each girl on Phil-Flash.com has several picture sets and steamy hot videos. The girls come back for encore performances all the time. As a member you also get access to Phil’s other projects… And by projects I mean solo model sites like Princess Blue Eyez, Seanna Teen, Kendall Blaze, Next Door Nikki and the Taylor Twins.

Along with the photo and video updates of all of the sites above you also get access to Phil’s candid photos and videos area. Take the tour and you can get a sense of how talented this guy is at capturing teen girls looking their best.

The webcam schedule features twelve Phil-Flash models and is so hectic that you get multiple girls a day. Their start times vary wildly so there is always a girl available when you are ready.

The Phil Flash members area is one of those places everyone should experience at least once in there lifetime.

 
One look at the enlarged photo behind that thumbnail above and I knew I had to post about this web site. It is called Get Naughty Girls and it is like a clearing house of hot teens and coed babes.

There has been an increase in sites bundling several models together with a few bundling hundreds of models together. I love mergers like these. Back in 2001 you had to pay $35 a month just for one girl. In 2008 you can pay much less and score dozens of girls in hundreds of videos!

Lets talk about why I chose this particular gallery to represent Get Naughty Girls. First the whole wet panties thing. I don’t know why but I have always been fascinated with being able to see a girls pussy underneath her wet panties. When girls started shaving their pussies it only made things better.

Next we can talk about the Cleft of Venus. That is the spot you see just starting to suck those wet panties in. I have spent countless hours of spring break vacations checking out college girls with the Cleft of Venus showing through their skimpy bikinis. Each one is different so it never gets old.

GetNaughtyGirls.com updates three to five times a week. Each update has several updates in it. So you might get five picture sets of a girl or two videos and two picture sets of another girl per update. That is enough updating to make you fee like Lucy Ricardo in a candy factory.

The babes at Get Naughty Girls often come from other sites with the same business model or they are brand new to the industry. So you end up with more sets of your favorites and the first sets of some rookies.

The guy running this site loves panties, wet panties, puffy nipples and masturbation. I swear it is like we are twin brothers or something. At $24.95 for over 60 models and new ones added constantly you will enjoy this membership intensely!

So, some time early in the year a guy comes onto the webmaster boards talking about how he is going to be a pimp and a player and run the show… We all rag on him and tell him he is a douche bag because we get about 10 people a month telling us how they are God and have more traffic than God and will make more money than him too. They never get anywhere and fizzle out…

But not this guy… I mean, he didn’t fizzle out. In fact, he turned out to be true to his word and lined up some of the hottest babes in the industry including Shyla Jennings above. His web site is centered around one central niche. Hot teens riding the Sybian.

Everyone has their own personal reasons for their fascination with watching girls ride Sybians. Mine stems from an old girlfriend I caught masturbating by riding the boarder board on the side of her bed. Instead of popping in the room I waiting until she was done. She was actually calling out my name when she orgasmed! Being a sneaky bastard I didn’t tell her I had caught her until the fourth or fifth time I caught her.

Seeing the girls at Pure Sybian riding their way to orgasm reminds me of that video reel in my head of my ex. It make it really easy to imagine her riding you and the best part of a Sybian is you get the adjust the controls. It feels so good and dirty to send a girl into a frenzy!

So all-in-all I have to say this Jay-Rock guy did an awesome job of creating an entertaining, appealing web site. Watching teens ride Sybians never gets old!

 
Start with equal parts two hot teens.
Add multiple teens with lesbian tendencies.
Stir and expect the batter to be a bit lumpy.

Speaking of lumps… Sasha has some of the plumpest lumps topped off with puffy nipples that I have seen in a while. Along with having heavenly titties she also has a leggy and lengthy body. Her Godly gifts don’t stop there either. Sasha has a youthful tushy that would make most college coeds blush!

Sasha is just one of the many sexy friends of Laura Loves Katrina. All of the girls on the site have lesbian tendencies. The photos and videos are fun and flirty. Lots of public kissing and flaunting. Makes you feel younger just watching them.

The two girls the site is built around are both super model worthy. Tall, small boobs, petite frames and a few ribs showing. The friends they bring along on their girl-girl adventures differ in shapes and sizes greatly.

There are over 220 picture sets and 54 videos available on Laura Loves Katrina with weekly updates for more. You can watch free preview movies on the tour. Watching two hot teen girls kissing is amazing. Even better – watching them go down on each other!

I look at this photo above and I wonder… I wonder about a lot of things. Like, when Ben and Jerry’s made Chunky Monkey were they thinking about Pixies Pillows at the time? I wonder about where you find schoolgirls willing to get naked in housing developments. I wonder if the security guard sat in his trailer whacking off to this big tits gift from God.

I can only answer one of those questions myself and that is about where to find these girls. You find them at Bad Girl VIP. Your one stop shop for all things perverted.

Along with Pixies Pillows you get access to 50+ more sites. I am not talking about one of those adult check programs with 50+ lame sites with bullshit content. I am talking about thirty more teens with big tits, small tits and everything in between. Sites for guys that like chicks in socks, panties, denim, chicks with big asses, thongs… everything an obsessive pervert could ever want.

I am not talking down about obsessive perverts either. I am one and I want you to know where to go!

I don’t let shit rebill for ever. I am just like anyone else. I got my Bad Girl VIP pass a year ago and stuck with it for about three months. I explored the members area and when I got to the other side I canceled. About a week ago I resigned up and guess what? They added a few new girls and the others updated over the year and so did the niche sites.

You could say that I am like a kid in a candy store all over again!